I had a very weird dream last night. Here's the synopsis:

For some reason, I was with Lauren's family in a hotel at Disney Land. It was a huge suite with two bedrooms. One bedroom had two queen-sized beds, and the other room had a king-size bed. Lauren's parents made me, Eric, and Lauren sleep in one of the queen beds, and they slept in the other. For some reason, they insisted that all five of us sleep in the same bedroom. Maybe they were worried that I'd rape their children; after all - I do have the right genitals for BOTH of them. :) Eric, Lauren, and I were all squished into one bed. I was in the middle, and Eric - who somehow managed to fall asleep even though it was very uncomfortable - elbowed me every time he rolled over, which was often. And Lauren, who was still awake, kicked me just because she was bored. I kicked her back, and we ended up having a fight. (The fun kind, not the kind where we tried to kill each other.) One of us accidentially kicked Eric, so he woke up and also started fighting. We got kind of loud, which woke the parents. Lauren's mom was so mad about us waking her up that she threatened not to take us to Disney Land the next day. Eric proposed that she let us go in the other room, because then we wouldn't wake anybody up, but she wouldn't let us. So, we all behaved and went to sleep because we wanted to go on the rides at Disney.

Weird, huh? I don't even want to know where that came from.



In my dream, Eric still had his army hair. Lauren, does Eric still have army hair?